Dual....:-)
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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