the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
Randomize