okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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