if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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