you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
