Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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