Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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