I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
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