i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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