i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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