i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
do nipples grow back?
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