And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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