I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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