another moral hangover. fuck.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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