How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I wish there were birth control emojis
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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