Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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