i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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