have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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