fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Randomize
