Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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