No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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