bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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