is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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