Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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