I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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