I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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