theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
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