just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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