I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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