I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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