I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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