HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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