walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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