Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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