we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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