Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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