She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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