he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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