youre lurking in front of me
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
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