just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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