I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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