She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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