quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Randomize
