plz talk dirty to me
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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