Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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