Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I need a beard to bite.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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