physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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