There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
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