so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
Randomize
