I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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