I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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