windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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