apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
farters have to be the big spoon...
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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