Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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