A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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